Matsatsi a 40 a Matsatsi a Bo-'mè a Hilarious ho Khantša Letsatsi le Leng le le Leng la Mme

'Mè oa hau ou etselitse lintho tse ngata ho theosa le lilemo. Ua tseba, joalo ka ho u ruta ho kenya li-eyeliner, ho u tšelisa kamora ho qhalana ho thata le ho shapa li-mac le chisi tseo u li ratang nako le nako ha u botsa. Hei, o bile a khona ho e bapala e pholile ha o fihla ka mora lebili lekhetlo la pele (hantle, mofuta oa). Ha ho potang hore, o lokeloa ke letsatsi leo a leng ka lona ka botlalo, a tletse ka lona lipalesa tse hlophisitsoeng le Brunches ea 'Mè . Ho hlompha letsatsi la hae le khethehileng, mona ke tse 40 Litlhaloso tsa Letsatsi la Bo-'mè tse tšoarellang haholo bakeng sa liboto tsa hau ka bo-mme le bo-mme . (Ho na le li-LOL tsa 'nete tse tsoang ho Tina Fey le Serena Williams.) Rea u rata, mme.

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bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka kopo motsoalle

1. '' Mè, kea u rata, le hoja nke ke ka amohela kopo ea hau ea botsoalle. '

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Tlhaloso ea Letsatsi la Bo-mme la Chrissy Teigen

2. 'Ha ho na motho ea kileng a mpolella hore le' na ke tla tla hae ka maleiri. ' - Chrissy Teigen

Serena Williams Bo-mme Quote

3. 'Ke hapile lintho tse ngata ... maqeba a mali matšoafong a ka - habeli ... liopereishene tsa mangole le maoto ... ho hapa Grand Slams ho ba papali ea papali ... ho bolela tse' maloa feela, empa ke fumane ho thata ka ho fetisisa ke ho tseba hore na motho ea tsamaeang ka maoto ke mang! ' - Serena Williams

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Quote ea Reese Witherspoon ea Bo-mme

4. 'Kamehla ke re haeba u sa hoeletse bana ba hao, ha u qete nako e lekaneng le bona.' - Reese Witherspoon

Phyllis Diller Bo-mme Quote

5. 'Ke batla hore bana ba ka ba be le lintho tsohle tseo ke neng ke sa khone ho li lefella. Joale ke batla ho lula le bona. ' - Phyllis Diller

bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka khaitseli ea ratang

6. 'Kea leboha ha u sa joetse likhaitseli tsa ka hore ke moratuoa oa hau.'

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bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka lilemo tse

7. 'Happy Mother's Day,' Mè! ('Me ha ke ntse ke u tšoere, kopa tšoarelo kapele ka lilemo tse 13-21.)'

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8. 'Mme ke motho eo u ka mo letsetsang kamehla ho bona hore na khoho e nka nako e kae sehatsetsing.'

bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka ntate

9. '' Mè ea Ratehang, Kea leboha ha u bolokile lintho tsohle tse mpe tseo ke li entseng ho Ntate. '

tina fey bo-mme letsatsi la qotsa

10. Ho ba mme ho entse hore ke kgathalle le ho thaba haholo. - Tina Fey

bakeng sa qotsulo ea motsoalle oa ka oa hlooho ea khomo
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11. 'Ho khutsa ke khauta. Ntle le haeba o na le bana. Joale ho khutsa ho belaella feela. '

adele bo-mme letsatsi qotsa

12. Botsoali ke f ** king ka thata. - Adele

bo-mme letsatsi le qotsa ka li-towelette

13. 'Mme. Ho hloka mamello, metlae le lithaole tse ngata tse metsi. '

bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka veine

14. 'Ho ka ba monate ha bana ba ka ba ka etsa ntho eo ke e batlang. Joaloka botlolo ea veine e tsoang ka macaroni. '

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15. O nthutile hore tšabo ha se khetho. - Diane Von Furstenberg, ho mme oa hae

bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka voicemails

'' Mè: Kea u rata le li-voicemails tsa hau tse telele haholo. '

bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka ho tsoha

17. 'Letsatsi le leng le le leng kea tsoha ebe kea nahana: Ho tla joang hore ebe Lefatšeng ke tšoana le mme oa ka?'

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bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka ho bula molomo

18. 'Ka nako e' ngoe ke ahlamisa molomo mme oa ka oa tsoa. ​​'

bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka veine e turang

19. 'Karolo e turang ka ho fetesisa ea ho ba le bana ke veine eohle eo u lokelang ho e noa.'

betty e tšoeu bo-mme ba qotsitsoeng ka letsatsi

20. Ha ho bonolo ho ba mme. Haeba ho ne ho le bonolo, bo-ntate ba ne ba ka e etsa. - Betty White

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qotsa letsatsi la bo-mme ka meditiation le wine1

21. 'Ke ithutile ho sebelisa ho thuisa le boikhathollo ho sebetsana le khatello ea maikutlo. Kea bapala feela, ke khalase ea ka ea boraro ea veine. '

bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka mashome a mabeli

22. 'Mme: Ho ba fepa e le lesea le ho qeta lilemo tse mashome a mabeli.'

bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka katleho

23. 'Haeba qalong u sa atlehe, leka ho e etsa ka tsela eo' m'ao a u joetsitseng ka eona ho tloha qalong. '

bo-mme letsatsi qotsa ka lerato le veine

24. 'Mme: E tsamaisoa ke lerato. E matlafatsoa ke veine. '

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letlalo fungal tshwaetso litlhare
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25. Boholo ba lijo tseo ke li jang li entsoe ka lijo tseo bana ba ka ba sa li qetang. ' - Carrie Underwood

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26. Lintho tsena kaofela, lintho tseo u li utloang ka ho ba le ngoana le bo-mme — kaofela ke 'nete. Kaofela ha tsona ke lintho tse ntle ka ho fetisisa tseo u tla ke u li bone. ' - Penelope Cruz

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27. Ua tseba hore na ha u se u na le bana ha u sa tla hlola u itlhahloba hape? Bonyane e 'ngoe ea tsona e lula e na le uena ka linako tsohle. - Jennifer Garner

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28. Ho na le ho hong ho matlafatsang haholo ka ho ea, 'Lihele, nka etsa sena! Nka etsa sena sohle! ’Ke ntho e ntle ka bo-mme, o ka e etsa hobane o tlameha, mme o etsa feela. - Kate Winslet

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29. Karolo eo ke e ratang ka ho ba mme, ke bolela hore e corny haholo, empa ho sa tsotelehe hore na u khathetse hakae, ke thabo e felletseng. Ho sa tsotelehe. - Khloé Kardashian

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30. Haeba ke ne ke se mosebetsing, ke ne ke mpa ke batla ho lula hae le ho ithabisa le monna oa ka e monyane - mme ka 'mokete' ke bolela liketane tse sa feleng tsa 'Itsy Bitsy Spider. - Olivia Wilde

ho kuta moriri wa sefahleho sa oval e motšehali
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31. 'Joaloka batsoali bohle,' na le monna oa ka re etsa sohle se matleng a rona, mme re phefumoloha, mme re ts'epa hore re behelletse ka thoko chelete e lekaneng ho lefella kalafo ea bana ba rona. - Michelle Pfeiffer

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32. Hobaneng ha bana ba sa utloisise hore boroko ba bona ha se ba bona empa ke ba rona? - Alyson Hannigan

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33. Ho ba mme ho nna ho bolela hore o amohetse hore bakeng sa lilemo tse 16 tse tlang tsa bophelo ba hau, o tla ba le mokotlana oa chelete. - Nia Vardalos

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34. '' Ha ke nahane joalo mme! 'Ke seo ngoana oa ka a se buileng kamora moo,' Ke kopa o nke li-popcorn tseo u li lahletseng hohle. '' '- Anna Faris

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35. Hangata tlholo ea letsatsi la ka ke, ua tseba, bohle ba e fihlelang pitseng. —Julia Roberts

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36. Mme oa ka o ne a na le bothata bo boholo le nna, empa ke nahana hore o ile a bo thabela. - Mark Twain

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37. Haeba kholo ea sebele e ea sebetsa, ho tla joang hore bo-mme ba be le matsoho a mabeli feela? - Milton Berle

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38. Lenaneo la mme oa ka le ne le na le likhetho tse peli: E nke kapa u e tlohele. - Buddy Hackett

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39. Ha mme wa hao a botsa, ‘Na o batla keletso?’ Ke tloaelo feela. Ha ho na taba hore na u arabela ka e kapa che. U tla e fumana leha ho le joalo. - Erma Bombeck

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40. Ha kea koahela hlooho ea ka ka botlalo ka taba ea hore ho tla ba le motho qetellong ea eona. Ke balile ka ho sa feleng ka boimana le seo ke lokelang ho se ja le seo ke sa se jeng. Mme ka nako eo ke ile ka itokisetsa lesea ho hang. - Ellie Kemper

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